ABOUT THE DOCTORS OF ZA
Doctors of Za is a coming together of the best, brightest and most brash Wisconsin pizza aficionados. Wherever there is pizza to be consumed, we’ll be there to judge it. But where, when and the manner in which we operate is not solely as means of passing judgment, but to inform, to educate and to enlighten our fellow statesmen of all things pizza.
Read on as we strive to develop a working index of pizza reviews both in and beyond Wisconsin. Please alert us to places we’ve yet to try. And if you’d like to treat one of our contributors to slice at your restaurant, we’d straight up get wood off that.
MEET THE DOCTORS
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T. Mario Statewide, Chief of Pizza tmario@doctorsofza.com |
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Ronnie Milwaukee, Pizza Party ronnie@doctorsofza.com |
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Benji Mane Madison, Pizza Party benjimane@doctorsofza.com Benji Mane has lived in La Crosse, Oshkosh, and Madison, forming a scalene triangle of Wisconsin-pizza-tasting experience. He even delivered pizza for a couple of years, until it slightly stunk up his car (which luckily, was totaled.) Widely considered the proverbial Gucci Mane of pizza knowledge, he’s ready to share that knowledge with your face. |
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Tenderoni Madison, Pizza Party tenderoni@doctorsofza.com |
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Tony dan Za Milwaukee, Pizza Party tonydanza@doctorsofza.com |
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Sto Cazzo Milwaukee, Pizza Party stocazzo@doctorsofza.com |
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Mozza-Fella Western WI, Pizza Party mozzafella@doctorsofza.com Where to begin? Oh, where to begin? Is there a beginning for this adorable mozza-fella? A truth to be discovered for uncovering his past as a little curd? Or a truth to be stumbled upon like a wayward Wisconsin gas station, offering the greatest hot-dish the world knows? Does he have an origin story to rival that of even the greatest legends like Samkon Gado or Criss Angel?The answer: no! Give me a break. Even if I wanted to give in to the best of my day dreams, I know my loyal mozza-followers wouldn’t let me. I couldn’t push one past any of you. Despite my wife urging me to “stop pretending people care about what I type” and join her for some Smart-Ones calzones, I have to offer you my bio. Let’s put it on front street. I am no doctor. This is all thanks to a snafu at certain technical college. (What a prick. Who fucking needs to know excel anyway.) No place of higher education can tell what I do and don’t know about pizza. I am an, admittedly, average man with an above average love for za. I was born with tiger like magnetism — ladies, yes you, check out the sweet pic — and hunger for pizza. Not only that, I was born with a silver tongue. You can ask the ladies of my high school debate team. I was voted best second negative four years running, but there was nothing negative about my tongue… lashings. I digress… Enough with the cold, hard, sensual truth… I am with Doctors of Za because of my passion for the pie. I will fill all your pizza needs for western Wisconsin and beyond. I will stuff your crust with my gift for gab and pithy pizza-isms. So grab a slice with me at doctorsofza.com. Smart-Ones are calling. Plus, she is started to yell she solved it first. Damn, it’s a before and after puzzle. Look out a tree stub your toe. Clever, Sajak. Very clever. |
